i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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