seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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