New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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