u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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