hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Church boner. Awkwardddd
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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