don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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