Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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