I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize