Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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