remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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