so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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