i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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