Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You can make out without kissing
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