drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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