Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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