seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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