Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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