Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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