I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
why do cheetos always look like penises
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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