i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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