dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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