Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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