I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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