sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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