Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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