Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She's the barista slut.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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