...so i touched it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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