operation harelip BJ is a go
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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