can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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