I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
