quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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