soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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