Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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