Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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