I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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