i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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