Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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