if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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