dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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