I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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