Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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