I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
