I hope mine doesn't look like that
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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