her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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