if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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