Having a random hookup so left but love u
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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