whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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