he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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