What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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