Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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