How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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