4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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