just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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